Q. What’s the tackiest Christmas gift you’ve ever gotten?
“Probably one of those things you put your arms through, that has the back out. They don’t feel right. What do you call them … snuggies?”
“A deer head; not a real one. It was small, sort of like a refrigerator magnate.”
“A fake jelly fish aquarium that hung on the wall; and it was from my mom!”
“None. At least it was for me.”