Q. “What’s your favorite knock-knock joke?”
“Knock-knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub I’m drowning!”
Jimbo South
Florida
“Knock-knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in it’s freezing out here!”
Lennox Bradshaw
Cheraw, S.C.
“Knock-knock. Who’s there? Owls. Owls who? That’s right. Owls whoooh!”
Conner Williams
Cheraw, S.C.
“Knock-knock. Who’s there? To. To who? To whom?”
Emily Jordan
“Knock-knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? … Knock-knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? … Knock-knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? … Knock-knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?”
Stacey Strickland
Cheraw, S.C.











